Monday, 12 February 2007

This week, do something that passers-by will never forget

Do something surreal and unwordly, something that will give others an experience they will remember for the rest of their lives, a break in the mundanity of their existence, a moment of poetry that they will recall on their deathbed as they drift away with a chuckle...
  • pour a cappuccino into your shoe
  • throw away a banana and eat the peel
  • threaten a traffic warden with a traffic cone
  • release fish fingers into the sea
  • stick a bluebell in a blind man's hair
  • give a pig a piggyback
  • light your cigar with a £50 note
  • shampoo your hair in the rain in front of Tescos's

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