Tuesday, 13 February 2007

Instructions on how to experience a nervous breakdown

The gnawing stress that underlies modern capitalism means that regular nervous breakdowns are inevitable for all of us J. Don’t wait until yours hit you: precipitate tomorrow and emerge from treatment a stronger person.

- Set your alarm clock early

- Chainsmoke from the moment you get out of bed

- Skip breakfast

- Drink espressos all day

- Commute at the height of rush hour

- Keep an eye on the 24-hour breaking-news channels

- Watch the stock markets

- Question your boss’s decisions

- Call automated customer helplines

- Get drunk

- Work through the night


Ha ha, I found this online and thought 'hm, I am doing this on a daily basis - no breakdown yet - ah ha I must be a superwoman' :) Ok, I admit I do not do stock markets ;)

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